The Krillin

1/3 shot Disaronno

2/3 shot white rum

Add Disaronno first, then the rum.

Pretend every shot you take is one more notch up on your own personal "owned" count. See if it's physically possible for an actual human being to suffer as much ownage as Krillin has over the course of the series. Except don't, because I don't want to be held responsible for your alcohol poisoning.

The Krillin goes down easy. So don't hit it too hard.