The Big Green (aka The Nail)

1 Little Green
1 shot melon liqueur
1/2 shot gin
1/2 shot absinthe
Teaspoon lime cordial
Bitter sparkling lemonade--Bitter Lemon or San Pellegrino work well.

Pour lime cordial into highball glass with ice (ice optional).
Add all alcoholic ingredients.
Fill with bitter lemonade, to taste.

The Nail hits hard, sharp, and with a barely concealed flavor of seething resentment. If you don't like it, you can call 1-800-EATAD*CK.